Please do not staple Boba Fett in the head.
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(1) “On the paper.” “On the paper.” “On the paper.” “ONLY ON THE PAPER!!!!!!!!!!”
(2) “Daddy, I was Tinkerbell once, and I flew all over in the sky. Were you Peter Pan?” “Yes, I was.” “Were you Peter Pan because he has a penis?” “Yes. Yes, I was.”
(3) “That is inappropriate behavior.” Man, could I sound older? Ug.
Dammit, you beat me to it. 🙂 And did you ever think you’d find yourself combining those nouns in the same sentence? Life’s a funny thing, I tell you.
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