Okay, this rocks.
Voodoo knife rack in shape of a person: “Cory Doctorow:
This ‘voodoo’ knife rack, which depicts a human form pierced by your knife collection in many strategic locations, is the best kitchen thinggy I’ve ever seen. They should make custom head-shaped ones with the face of your choice, so you can start your day by stabbing your least favorite person in the world in the face repeatedly as you make breakfast.
(Via Boing Boing.)